a football helmet for the ages....
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i never cried so much in my life than the day i read harry crews "scar lover"...

i have a retarded older brother. one day when we were young, i accidentally shut a car door on his head, and i felt guilty as hell because i thought i'd made him even more retarded than he already was. (i didn't. he cried a little bit an mommy rubbed his head.)

harry crews "scar lover" is about the guilt feelings of a dude who accidentally made his yunger brother a retarded drooling idiot by accidentally thunking the claw hammer he was using on his mommy's picket fence into his younger brother's forehead, through his skull, and deep into his brain.

there is a scene where the dude is having a hallucinogenic flashback in the backseat of a limosene after smoking A LOT of marijuana. he's see's his brother in a mental institute, in a strait jacket, in a padded room, drooling, wearing a football helmet to keep him from hurting himself. he hears his brother say in a deep, ghostly, disembodied voice "I FORGAVE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. I FORGAVE YOU BEFORE I WAS BORN."

i totally broke down for about an hour.
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SPERM BANK.
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I GOT A phone number for you, miss florida of the day:

united states cryobank
691 douglas ave; ste 103
altamonte springs, fl 32714
407-869-1800 / 800-869-8608

IT'S MORE OR LESS DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE MALL.

SPERM BANKS CHARGE $300 A POP FOR GLASS VIALS OF FROZEN SPERM. I THINK THE A.I. PROCEDURE RUNS ABOUT $5000 A POP. WHAT YOU COULD DO, MISS FLORIDA OF THE DAY, TO SAVE YOURSELF $5000, IS TAKE THE VIAL TO YOUR PLACE, POP IT IN YOUR MICROWAVE, STICK YOUR FINGER IN IT, SWIRL IT AROUND, AND THEN SHOVE YOUR OWN FINGER ALL THE WAY UP YOUR OWN DISEASED PUSSY. IT JUST MIGHT WORK.


691 douglas ave; ste 103
altamonte springs, fl 32714

there's a website too that lists branches in 49 different states: http://www.genderpsychology.org/reproduction/spermbank.html

IF YOU CAN GET TWITTER.COM HERE ARE MY TOP 3 DAILY POSTS (i removed the "@" from the front side of "UFAlumni" after the first 4 months SINCE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING CHANGED AT ALL.):

@UFAlumni @noradboXX @Refugees A FLORIDA PUNK ROCK GIRL FAN BUSTED OUT A GENIUS PICKUP LINE 1997: "CAN I PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DOG!" ...

RT @UFAlumni @noradboXX @Refugees DENOUNCING AXIS MAGAZINE OF ORLANDO.BY UCF GRADUATES.F@%$ING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND EACH OF THEM,SINCE 1986.

RT: UFAlumni @noradboXX @Refugees AFTER-DIVORCE SOLUTIONS FOR WANNABE MOMS: SPERM BANK. _END OF FUCKING STORY_.
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the bones...
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anyone who lived on the east coast of the united states could certainly have been easily exposed to the massive media overexposure of "the casey anthony case" from orlando, fl between july 16, 2008 and right now.

are you one of them?

you may recall the hideous freakshow of morons looking for media exposure protesting in casey's east orange county neighborhood on national and international tv, nbc national, fox national, cnn, hundreds and hundreds of hours of live primetime international cable broadcast on nancy grace and larry king live...

you may recall the trash bag of bones was recovered from the woods right next to "her house" december 2008.

you might find this disturbing (you should find this disturbing... if you don't you belong in prison you goddamned self...):

i went to visit the t.g.i friday's on east colonial dr. in orlando, fl november 2008 and took a seat at their bar in front of an obviously raging bisexual male bartender. (i already told you 9 times i'm pure heterosexual. don't make me tell you one more time...)

i ordered some buffalo chicken wings at the bar at t.g.i. friday's on east colonial dr. in november 2008. (my immediate biological family is from the buffalo, ny area. my mother was born there august 1943, and my father was born there december 1940. the local buffalo nbc affiliate broadcast television station by coincidence has borne his initials for nearly 47 years: WGRZ. (that's a 1 out-of 26x26x26 coincidence... or 1 out-of 17,576... coincidence? BIG coincidence?) and i already told you about the hooters of america v. winghouse of kissimmee trial which happened at the orlando federal district courthouse the day of my 31st birthday over 5.5 years ago already...))

(btw, i read a newspaper article years ago about how the buffalo wings delicacies were in fact originally invented in a diner in buffalo, ny in 1961... don't know how true that is...)

this 5'10" 146lb. 10 foot-tall-and-bullettproof faggot bartender starts explaining to me the difference between normal buffalo chicken wings and boneless buffalo chicken wings and uses the sentence: "DO YOU FEEL LIKE FIGHTING WITH THE BONES?" ...

(i don't know who this faggot thought he was talking at but believe me i've torn apart so so many plates of full-boned chicken-wings over the last 10 years that rest assured i know how to tear apart anything you can dish out... with my bare hands... and not make a mess...)

less than two weeks later the national story broke that the trash bag full of bones had been recovered in casey anthony's old neighborhood.

(t.g.i. friday's was the last family neighborhood restaurant still open on east colonial dr. ... it has been out of business for over 10 months already, like bennigan's, chili's, amigo's, and pizzaria uno...)
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"CAN I PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH YOU, 1997..." (___LATER___) ...
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in the immediate previous post i told you about my dog and florida girls beggar status.

not too long after the flirty girl WHO HAD TO BE IMPORTED ALL THE WAY FROM FUCKING BOSTON confirmed their BEGGAR status i was walking my beautiful siberian husky by my damn self across 13th street east of campus near sorority row and a pack of ugly, fatass sorority girls was out for a walk across the street and all of a sudden one of the ugly fatasses screams out in a hideously DISGUSTING sarcastic voice "CAN I PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!" and since there was noone else around she had to be talking to either me or the dog... BUT YOU COULDN'T TELL IF SHE WAS TALKING TO ME OR THE DOG TO SAVE ANYONE'S LIFE... and as i said in a couple of posts ago... YEAH, SURE, HONEY, I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE OTHER BOYS...
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BEGGARS... from 1997 on...
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WE HAVE A RULE ON THIS PLANET: BEGGARS HAVE TO BEG.

after 7 years of trying to coexist with floridians in gainesville, i gave up and bought myslef a dog for companionship.

i did my due diligence and went to the animal shelter but couldn't find anything i could bring myself to invite into my life.

after leaving the animal shelter of gainesville, day one, an hour later i found an ad in their local paper for pure-bred siberian huskies, which i always thought were very beautiful dogs, so i called the phone number and went to go look at them.

they were hideously out-of-place in florida in late summer, but the puppies were so damn cute, there were a half dozen of them, and i stood there and watched them run around for like a half hour and couldn't pick one. at least their breeder mommy had bought them a couple of kiddie pools and filled them with water to cool off in.

i could bring myself to leave and eventually picked one with all white fur and bright blue eyes and she told me he was a boy and said i'll take it.

the start of the next fall these community college girls moved into the rental house right next to my apartment complex on 18th street.

the local phone company was giving them some bullshit about getting their house phone hooked up and i guess for their first 2 weeks they were having problems getting cock over to their place.

well one day one of them was drinking a little early and saw me walking my dog and starts talking to me and says something about watching television at their place later.

i had myself a drink and went over and she talks to me a little and tells me she's from boston and starts talking to me about "the 't'" as the boston subway system is commonly known in boston, and like wow we had something in common...

well that was damn near all we had in commmon and pretty fast she pretends to fall asleep on their floor.

her roommate, who wasn't from boston and wasn't quite as cute as her (i forgot her name years ago... don't worry about it...) stays awake and is watching some stupid nature show about spiders fucking or something and she finally announces it out loud: "IT ISN'T USUALLY THE FEMALES WHO HAVE TO BEG FOR SEX..."

they got their damn phone fixed and i never heard from them again...

that was 1997.

in retrospect, i take that as the point at which florida women utterly attained BEGGAR status in my lifetime. look what they did since then...
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DINNER TIME... speaking of "tigers"...
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i'll give you an alternative title for this one dude... "REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU COOKED DINNER IN 1996 MISS FLORIDA OF THE DAY?" (see the "harmony" post, two posts ago...)

there was a relatively cute girl in my class at virgil i. grissom h.s. tigers class of 1991 who actually beat me on the SAT by a few points.

she was banging other math geeks all throughout high school. probably osme football players too... no not her... don't get me wrong she was kind of cute, but she was certainly no erin s.l carey, but she had pathetic little chicken legs but a decent attitude and she was flirtatious for an intellectual...

well, her parents paid for her to go to duke university in raliegh, n.c.

she sent me 2 or 3 emails during college from out-of-state.

she got into a special program to develop advanced underwater microphones and recording systems to try to understand the advanced communications of dolphins at the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute (WHOI) the same year i went to boston university for computational neuroscience.

we partied with some of her M.I.T. friends halloween 1995, one night, i got pretty drunk and WHOI girl NEVER scored a single kiss either, and the next spring she finally broke up with one of her duke boyfriends...

remember what i said about the world-famous gator girls and how many times they cooked dinner.

well WHOI girl from grissom and duke, after she finaly broke up with her latest duke dork boy, invited me over to her place while her roommate was out, cooked some baked chicken for us, and even did all the dishes. dork boy was in town, by coincidence, and he came over before i left. sat there, at a pudgy, pathetic, 5'9" 150 lbs., and wouldn't leave...

i haven't heard from WHOI girls in over 13 years either...

NOTE THAT I HAD TO GO OVER 1300 MILES AWAY FROM BOTH HUNTSVILLE AND GAINESVILLE ONLY TO GET THAT RETARDED DOGSHIT.

(WHOI girl had spent a summer in moscow working on advanced RSA cryptography algorithms for the russian government... the russian government made her take a psychological examination before they let her work for them... after she came back from russia, fyi, in 1993 the united states government under bill clinton's first administration (ahem...) passed a federal law forbidding anyone in the united states from exporting computer systems which allowed pubic-key RSA encryption-keys longer than 64-bits to certain countries in eastern europe, russia, asia, africa, and south america, because at that time it would take the world's fastest supercomputer 5 years to decrypt encrypted communications with public-keys longer than 64-bits and they apparently had good reason to be concerned about those people...)
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valentine day's...
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apparently several oh-so-wise grown regional 7-11 managers thought it would be cute as shit to stock some el cheapo little pink furry love cuffs on the check out counters near walt disney world and all over metro oralando for valentine's this year... i asked a check-out guy on north semoran and he said "why sure, we've been selling a lot of them..."

hey... better there than DIRECTLY AT THE HOOTERS BAR, RITE? ask me what i got for my valentine's day...

and visit http://floridajail4judges.org... and shut the fuck up... and stay shut the fuck up...
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harmony...
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like i just mentioned it in the last post, the world famous gator girls partied their retarded asses off and fucked every other dude in the county, state, and apparently the whole east coast, week in, and week out, and did nothing for me, and i mean absolutely nothing, for 9 years.

at the end of the 9 years, i had a little time on my hands since my atlanta based ERP/MRP systems employer had had a very bad year (just one year), and downsized. since i had a little money saved i decided to treat myself to my very first vacation of my adult lifetime after 9 years in florida.

i booked myself a discount round-trip flight to las vegas from atlanta, and a discount motel room for a week. i had enough money to do a little drinking but didn't gamble at all.

everyone knows that prostitution is legal throughout the whole state of nevada and has been for a veyr long time. while i was walking on the las vegas strip visiting all the fmaous casinos and drinking people kept throwing these flyers for escorts at me at day, and one day since i was getting nowhere with anyone at any of the bars i gave in and called one of them. since music had always been neareast and dearest to my heart i called one whose street name apparently was "harmony." well, she gets over to my room about 2 hours too late, isn't even dressed up at all, wearing some stupid jeans, and asks for $500 up front, for nothing in particular, only says the more i pay the better time i'll have.

i don't know where you come from, but i grew up in conservative baptist north alabama, and even there i remember very clearly that things like blowjobs and pencil-tits and shit like that were 7th grade issues, not even high school issues. the high school i wasted four years of my life at, virgil i. grissom high school ("tigers" were their mascot... grissom tigers... worst football team on earth...), bailey cover raod, huntsville, al, was consistently the national champion in mathematics competitions for 2 decades, and i was a top-5 member of the national champion team. they gave us "jacket letters" like football players for being that good at mathematics. (they didn't give us jackets, however, and i was too poor to buy one therefore i left my letter and pin in a garage somewhere.) grissom's football team, by stark contrast, was par and away the worst high school football team in the whole state, losing by an average of 55-4. AVERAGE. (that's right they went 0-12 EVERY YEAR I WAS THERE.)

well, even though i was better looking and much easier to get along with than half of the football players and even though i was a top member of the national champion academic team also, grissom girls, just like gator girls later, banged every freaking football player all throughout high school and never did ANYTHING for me.

therefore, if harmony had finished a blowjob, it would have been my first ever, at the age of 27, approximately 12-15 years later than an average baptist football player's. AND NOTICE I HAD TO GO OVER 1300 MILES AND TWO ENTIRE TIME ZONES AWAY ONLY TO GET THAT. UNFORTUNATELY, here's what harmony did for srz25: first she shows up 2 hours late, with a bad attitude, didn't even dress up at all, wasn't even that good-looking to start with, jumps from $300 to $500, takes it all upfront, pulls out a rubber as if i would be the one giving her diseases, tries to do a pathetic half-assed blowjob through a rubber from less than 5 minutes or so then gets up, says she has to leave, calls her boyfriend before she even makes it out the door, and says if i have time she might call me later and we can work something out and runs away with my hard-earned $500.

I HAD TO GO OVER 1300 MILES AND TWO ENTIRE TIME ZONES AWAY ONLY TO GET THAT. AND THAT WAS 10 YEARS AGO ALREADY.

YEAH SURE, HONEY, I BET YOU DO THAT TO ALL THE OTHER BOYS...

(does anyone remember the scene in erin brokovich where george the construciton worker boyfriend of erin's pulls out some new diamond earrings and says "I SAID TO MYSELF, THE NEXT TIME ERIN DOES SOMETHING NICE OR SAYS SOMETHING NICE I'M GOING TO GIVE THEM TO HER. THAT WAS _6 MONTHS AGO_..." well, american girls...)
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the virgin mary...
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was the coked-out spoiled-ass daughter of a florida lawyer from fucking FAGGOT-ASS key west...

i call her the virgin mary with deepest, most bitter sarcasm in my heart because that's apparently the state of florida's idea of the kind of shit you throw at a good-looking young christian out-of-state national merit scholar with a perfect GRE score...

ugly ass, fatass, pyscho bitch from hell, her daddy gave her ill-gotten wads of cash which she blew on cocaine, pot, all kinds of hard liquor.... she was 19 at the time...

well, she came on to me once and i told her i had a girlfriend out-of-state and she kept coming on to me so i went out with here like 2 or 3 times...

she was at a party without me and whined to my "friend" phil how she had gone an entire month without sex... poor little bitch...

well... she gets me over to her apartment and tried to get me drunk and, esentially rape me, because she was DISGUSTING, but i was smart and spent all night vomiting in her bathroom until i sobered up and she went to bed by herself...

her roomate was a much better-looking stupid bitch who also couldn't get into a real college and was banging some much older guy like a RETARD instead of trying to land the decent, hard-working future husban-type her own age who her roommate had so graciously found for her... i forget RETARD'S name but we sahall call her RETARD...

RETARD was a slob who couldn't cook or clean at all and left her clothes lying around all over their apartment, her panties, her pantyhose, her dresses, her shoes...

well virgin mary kept inviting me over there while her good-looking wannabe college-girl roommate was out banging some fat stupid RETARDED deadbeat piece of shit middle-aged married guy... one day she had a bunch of pot and was playing her stupid radio and they were playing stone temple pilots "sex-type-thing" the first week it came out and i finally gave in and let her ride it... i never called the cops but i should have...

she came over to my dorm room while my roomate jamie c. the sae pledge was out and just liad there in a stupid minidress and no panties and just leered at me like i was supposed to be serving her or something... all told i gave it up 3 times... then i just stopped answering my phone completely...

(oh, i almost forgot... you'll love this it's funny as hell... i should mention skinny bobby her "friend" who she apparently fucked before she found me... skinny bobby was 5'11" barely 124 punds soaking wet, covered with acne, and not exactly a charming social butterly and we were at the reitz union for dinner or something and she had a little camera and took a picture of skinny bobby and he asked her why because they apparently didn't break up on good terms and she bitterly quipped "SO I'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO MASTURBATE TO..." which was mean but i laughed at the time not even realizing how funny it really was... she never took a picture of me... (neither has anyone else form florida... for the whole 19 years...) but i don't think skinny bobby realized how mean she was being... he just kind of laughed along... 5 years later he and his new girlfriend were the only two of the whole bunch of fucked up gainesville brats who all of the sudden had to move out to gay ass san francisco who didn't come back right away with their fucking tails between their legs whining about how they couldn't afford it... i don't think he ever made it back to florida... never heard what happened to him...)

well in the end the whole virgin mary and RETARD thing had lasted less than 3 weeks... a few days went by and she showed up drunk at my place looking to get laid... just like in the "offspring" "self-esteem" song... i'm pretty sure that soung was about her... well she calls from the courtesy phone outside my dorm and convinces me to come down and toalk to her for a minute... then she gets like totally retarded and asks me to kiss her one last time in some silly romantic fantasy and i did hoping that she would just go the hell away and leave me alone... then she comes out with this psycho bitch "HA HA HA HA I WAS FUCKING RYAN THE WHOLE TIME" (ryan was a studboy native floridian national merit scholar from pensacola who got ALL the chicks while i was in gainesville... last time i saw him he was riding a bike by himself out of town just north of the city limit going NOWHERE...)

a couple of weeks later her gross ass fatass girlfriend heather (another spoiled ass cokehead party girl from key west..) ran into me on campus and says "HEY IT'S MARY'S EX-BOYFRIEND" and i couldn't get it through her thick fucking skull that that piece of dogshit was NEVER my girlfriend... she was merely a fatass fucked up annoying bitch who wouldn't leave me alone...

(17 YEARS LATER...

well... after i graudated i moved back to gainesville for another 2.5 years to work for a medical practice management computer systems company... all told i was in gainesville for 9 years... the hospitality state's virgin mary was the ONLY female who EVER indicated ANY interest in me AT ALL... FOR THE WHOLE 9 YEARS... 9 GODDAMN FUCKING YEARS... AND I WAS NEVER THAT FAT OR UGLY OR SOCIALLY INEPT OR ANYTHING... IT'S UTTERLY INEXPLICABLE... I SWEAR TO GOD... 19 YEARS TOTAL FOR FLORIDA AND __NOONE__ WHO EVER WENT TO "THE UNIVERSITY" OF FLORIDA EVER EVEN SCORED A KISS FROM ME... I'M NOT EXAGERRATING AT ALL... 80,000 YOUNG, SINGLE, HORNY, SUPPOSEDLY INTELLIGENT COLLEGE-AGE WOMEN COULDN'T SCORE ONE SINGLE KISS IN 9 FUCKING YEARS... THEY FUCKED _EVERY_ _OTHER_ DUDE IN THE WHOLE COUNTY... THE WHOLE GODDAMN STATE... RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE... EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND... 9 GODDAMN FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW... AND _NEVER_ DID _ANYTHING_ FOR ME... COOKED THEIR DINNERS... CLEANED THEIR HOUSES... DID THEIR LAUNDRY... SUCKED THEIR DICKS... WENT GROCERY SHOPPING FOR THEM... GAVE THEM RIDES HOME FROM CLASS... MARRIED THEM... HAD THEIR BABIES... THE WHOLE 9 AND A HALF YARDS... AND I MEAN THEY DID __NOTHING__ FOR ME... __NOTHING__ AND __UTTERLY NOTHING__...

9 FUCKING YEARS... INTERNATIONAL HOME OF MTV'S SPRING BREAK... GIRLS GONE WILD... THERE WERE DUDES COMING ALL THE WAY DOWN FROM FUCKING NEW JERSEY TO GO CLUBBING IN GAINESVILLE BECAUSE THEY HEARD ABOUT THESES GATOR GIRLS AND HOW GOOD THEY FUCK AND SHIT...

GOOD ONE, MISS PEPPERMINT PATTY... AND HELL NO, BITCH, YOUR MOMMY STILL DOESN'T FUCKING WORK HERE... I COULDN'T HELP YOU IF I WANTED TO, MISS PEPPERMINT PATTY...

(btw, i always kind of thought "the immaculate conception" was a pretty stupid story for pretty stupid people... do you think maybe maybe maybe mary mother of christ jesus maybe didn't get knocked up by god himself but perhaps she just fucked around on her husband and got herself knocked up by another dude and couldn't come up with a better story to tell the world? it's not like they're going to be doing a DNA test anytime... what do you think about mary mother of christ jesus, the most holy...)
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LAST CALL, PEPPERMINT PATTY...
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DEAR MISS ALACHUA COUNTY OF THE DAY 1993:

ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE PHRASE "YOUR MOMMY DOESN'T WORK HERE"?

WELL... PATTY... I'LL NEED TO EXPAND ON THAT A LITTLE FOR YOUR SAKE... "PEPPERMINT PATTY, MISS ALACHUA COUNTY OF THE DAY 1993... YOUR GODDAMN MOMMY DOES NOT FUCKING WORK HERE, NEVER HAS, AND AFTER YESTERDAY I ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE YOU SHE NEVER WILL..."

OR LET ME REPHRASE:

"PLEASED TO MEET YOU, MISS QUEEN OF THE KNOWN FUCKING UNIVERSE... THEY CAN SEE THE SIMLE ON THIS FACE FROM FUCKING OUTER SPACE..."

YOU ARE ONE SPOILED ASS FUCKED UP LITTLE GIRL...
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"like wow... what are you working on?" .. this film is NOT RATED...
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february 5th... 2/5/2009

what a total fucking nightmare...

both orlando's local "courthouse" and their "city hall" utterly failed to get me copies of my own court records for the lawsuit until the very last day. by the time i got to fedex and got to look through the goddamn xeroxes they gave me, it was already too late to go back and ask them what IN HELL they did with the copy of their local circuit judge's written opinion, which was the only 3 pages out of the entire 500 that another judge, let alone a united states supreme court justice, might actually condescend to read at all...

that's right... BOTH of those pathetic, whiny ass little fucking bitch local governmental entities committed an extremely aggravated act of obstruction of justice the very last day of my supreme court deadline imposed by justice thomas...

i made a bad mistake late wednesaday night and drank a little and was nauseoues all day thursday and was extremely lucky to even get anything done late thursday night...

i didn't even decide on the questions for the brief until late thursday night because, as always, NOONE... and i mean FUCKING NOONE EVER HELPED ME IN ANY WAY AT ALL...

(you know how in traditional divorces in america since the 1950's if the woman has helped the man with his career achievements with any kind of material support at all, like cooking dinner aqnd running errands for him while he is in med. school... when they get divorced she is supposed to be entitled to half of his assests plus alimony, etc. ... well girls... YOU ARE UTTERLY SHIT OUT OF LUCK HERE...)

while i was docked at a fedex laptop terminal two blocks from their local courthouse for the last 2 hours making last second edits to the total piewce of shit i did turn in there was a passably decent looking young lady in a decent skirt and high heels sitting next to me... for the whole two hours SHE NEVER SAID ONE GODDAMN WORD TO ME... all she did is call her boyfriend three times on her little blackberry to talk stupid lovey-dovey talk about his day and ask him stupid things like "how are you are you ok?" and she also took 2 calls from another man who was apparently her boss and indicating that she would probably have gotten FIRED if she had gotten up and left fedex before he said so... she said something about some sort of contract job for some sort of medical research company or something...

don't get me wrong... she was passably cute enough that if i had met her about 17 years ago when you REALLY needed me to... and she had behaved with anything passing as basic human respect after she had even acknowledged my humanity in any way at all... SOMEONE MIGHT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT 200 YEARS UP THE GODDAMN ROAD... but she really didn't...

i mean how hard is it to look over at the cute guy sitting next to you and go "like wow what are you working on?" ... "whoa... a formal petition for writ of certiorari to the supreme court of the united states?" ... "wow... not even %99.999 of licensed practicing attorneys ever get to do one of those..."

but NOTHING...

which is EXACTLY THE SAME REASON why i will never having anything to do with anyone who ever attended "law school" at either barry university or famu... throughout all of 2004 and 2005 not one of those little assholes EVER said one goddamn word to me in over a year and a half...

well this girl friday afternoon... she sat there and played with her godamn cellphone the whole goddamn time and never even looked at me and did nothing but force me to overhear her godddamn cellphone conversations against my will... CAPICHE?

(what really kills me is she probably thinks she's a nu-metal fan or some shit like that...)

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Supreme Court of The United States
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officially calls itself "Supreme Court of The United States" and is affectionately known as "SCOTUS"

however, mexico is technically "The United States of Mexico"...

therefore when they say "The United States" you have to guess which one they're talking about...

there is a single foreign consulate in downtown orlando at 100 w. washington street and it is a mexican consulate and it is within spitting distance of the United States District Court buildings... it closed several years ago and now they let a bunch of homeless mexicans camp out back in plain view of everyone...

well... who remembers where they were august 2005?

my last section 1257 suprme court petition was filed 8/16/2005... 8/18/2005 there was a psycho little "misdemeanor" osceola county judge issuing misdemeanor warrants for my arrest for things that were utterly fabricated... 8/29/2005 hurricane katrina destroyed new orleans and became the second biggest federal disaster of the bush administration... (btw, the only cases i cited in the brief were Lynk v. LaPorte Superior Court No.2, a 7th Cir. federal divorce case written up by judge Posner 4/24/1986 (the day of the chernobyl nuclear disaster), and Wagenmann v. Adams, 829 F.2d 196... 829... 8/29... get it...)

(you can read both of them on openjurist.org if you're interested...)

9/2/2005, a friday, was the last discovery hearing for the underlying lawsuit w/ miss mackinnon as judge... 9/3/2005 chief justice of the supreme court of the united states dropped dead of thyroid cancer... at his own house... on a saturday night... he didn't even bother to go to an emergency room... which is very strange...

well... this thing is going back to d.c. this friday... kicking and screaming... as always...
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463
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a 3 digit number occurs exactly once out of 1000 random numbers. and 463 is a prime number. i checked.

i have 2 gigantic 463's in my life, one of them has got to go and the other one isn't going anywhere until someone invents a time machine (nov. 15, 1989 was the day i turned 16, my birthday... the tornado which produced an official injury count of 463 ran the length of airport rd. in south huntsville at the 5pm rush hour, hitting two of the busiest intersections in town and throwing the cars stuck at the red lights into the air like toys, killing 21 people in less than 3 minutes, destroying all the big, affluent churches which the road was known for, including trinity united methodist where my mother, who ran the churches child-care center, escaped the tornado and possible death by less than 5 minutes, and destroying holy spirit catholic church next door - i.e., lots of people messed up people think they are the antichrist... but i have good reason to really believe it...) (and i am challenging the fundamental constitutionality of f.s.s. 394.463 in my section 1257 supreme court pet. for cert. knowing that it is most likely already a lost cause... but at least i tried, unlike some people i know...):



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Huntsville Tornado, Nov. 15, 1989 - Southern Region Disaster Survey

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY


Huntsville, Alabama, was struck by a deadly tornado around 4:30 pm on Wednesday, November 15, 1989. From an initial touchdown point on the Redstone Arsenal, the storm cut a destructive, 18.5-mile swath on its northeast trek across the southern sections of Huntsville. Plowing through businesses and heavily populated residential areas of the city, the tornado left a tragic legacy; 21 dead, 463 injured and damage estimated at 100 million dollars. Twelve of the 21 fatalities occurred in automobiles as many persons were homeward bound during the afternoon rush hour. The storm was rated an F4 on the Fujita Tornado Intensity Scale.
Historically, tornadoes are no strangers to persons in north Alabama, where Huntsville and Madison County are located. The region felt the destructive power of the April 3-4, 1974, Super Outbreak and records show that Madison County has had 25 tornadoes from 1950 through October, 1989.

Anyone listening to the NOAA Weather Radio (NWR) or monitoring the commercial broadcast media should have been aware that November 15th was expected to be a severe weather day. The Zone and Local Forecasts issued during the early morning, Tuesday, November 14, mentioned the possibility of severe thunderstorms on Wednesday. Subsequent forecasts and statements marked with increasing certainty the ominous nature of the events to come.

The National Severe Storms Forecast Center (NSSFC) issued a Public Severe Weather Outlook at 9:30 am Wednesday and highlighted the unusually strong potential for severe thunderstorms and tornadoes over the Tennessee Valley. The Birmingham Forecast Office followed with a Special Weather Statement at 10:50 am with the headline, "MAJOR SEVERE WEATHER THREAT POISED FOR ALABAMA AND NORTHWEST FLORIDA!".

A Tornado Watch was in effect for Madison and adjacent counties from 12:30 pm to 8:00 pm. Soon after the issuance of the watch, emergency management officials, storm spotters and the NWS staff at Huntsville placed into effect a coordinated plan of action in accordance with established procedures.

Beginning at 12:45 pm, WSO Huntsville issued warnings for the west part of its county warning area (see Figure 19) as an intense squall line moved into northwest Alabama. Storm spotters reported large hail and intense straight-line wind associated with this squall line.

At the time the tornado struck Huntsville, a Severe Thunderstorm Warning was in effect for Madison County. That warning, issued at 4:13 pm, was changed to a Tornado Warning at 4:35 pm based on a report relayed through the amateur radio spotter network of a tornado touchdown in the city.

Critical weather information was disseminated in a timely fashion over the NOAA Weather Wire Service (NWWS) and NWR and by many media outlets in Huntsville and adjacent areas providing the public with frequent weather updates on radio and "crawls" and live "cut-ins" on television. Links with spotter groups and emergency management and law enforcement officials worked well.

Some persons in the path of the tornado felt they were not adequately warned. Either they did not hear the Severe Thunderstorm Warning for Madison County or, if they did, the warning did not raise their level of concern for destructive weather clearly associated with a tornado. Yet, many others called in to local radio talk shows to say they knew well in advance that severe weather was likely for the area. Tragically, many motorists were caught on congested streets and highways in the nearly pitch black conditions of the on-rushing storm. Undoubtedly, many never saw the tornado, making escape virtually impossible with such little time to react. There were, however, several accounts of persons leaving their vehicles as the storm approached but most stayed in them.

Although the Jones Valley Elementary School was virtually destroyed by the storm, the timely actions of the principal and a teacher in charge of the Extended Daycare Program probably spared the lives of 37 children and several other teachers. Acting in accordance with the principal's instructions, the teacher directed the children, accompanied by the other teachers, to a safer location under the stairwell on the first floor of the school. Several workmen who were painting in the teachers lounge, ran to the children and shielded them with their bodies as the storm struck.

The Survey Team believes the following findings and recommendations can serve as a means to highlight the strengths of the warning system and to identify areas where improvements are still possible.





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Fla. Stat. § 394.463 (2009)

§ 394.463. Involuntary examination

(1) CRITERIA. --A person may be taken to a receiving facility for involuntary examination if there is reason to believe that the person has a mental illness and because of his or her mental illness:

(a) 1. The person has refused voluntary examination after conscientious explanation and disclosure of the purpose of the examination; or

2. The person is unable to determine for himself or herself whether examination is necessary; and

(b) 1. Without care or treatment, the person is likely to suffer from neglect or refuse to care for himself or herself; such neglect or refusal poses a real and present threat of substantial harm to his or her well-being; and it is not apparent that such harm may be avoided through the help of willing family members or friends or the provision of other services; or

2. There is a substantial likelihood that without care or treatment the person will cause serious bodily harm to himself or herself or others in the near future, as evidenced by recent behavior.

(2) INVOLUNTARY EXAMINATION.

(a) An involuntary examination may be initiated by any one of the following means:

1. A court may enter an ex parte order stating that a person appears to meet the criteria for involuntary examination, giving the findings on which that conclusion is based. The ex parte order for involuntary examination must be based on sworn testimony, written or oral. If other less restrictive means are not available, such as voluntary appearance for outpatient evaluation, a law enforcement officer, or other designated agent of the court, shall take the person into custody and deliver him or her to the nearest receiving facility for involuntary examination. The order of the court shall be made a part of the patient's clinical record. No fee shall be charged for the filing of an order under this subsection. Any receiving facility accepting the patient based on this order must send a copy of the order to the Agency for Health Care Administration on the next working day. The order shall be valid only until executed or, if not executed, for the period specified in the order itself. If no time limit is specified in the order, the order shall be valid for 7 days after the date that the order was signed.

2. A law enforcement officer shall take a person who appears to meet the criteria for involuntary examination into custody and deliver the person or have him or her delivered to the nearest receiving facility for examination. The officer shall execute a written report detailing the circumstances under which the person was taken into custody, and the report shall be made a part of the patient's clinical record. Any receiving facility accepting the patient based on this report must send a copy of the report to the Agency for Health Care Administration on the next working day.

3. A physician, clinical psychologist, psychiatric nurse, mental health counselor, marriage and family therapist, or clinical social worker may execute a certificate stating that he or she has examined a person within the preceding 48 hours and finds that the person appears to meet the criteria for involuntary examination and stating the observations upon which that conclusion is based. If other less restrictive means are not available, such as voluntary appearance for outpatient evaluation, a law enforcement officer shall take the person named in the certificate into custody and deliver him or her to the nearest receiving facility for involuntary examination. The law enforcement officer shall execute a written report detailing the circumstances under which the person was taken into custody. The report and certificate shall be made a part of the patient's clinical record. Any receiving facility accepting the patient based on this certificate must send a copy of the certificate to the Agency for Health Care Administration on the next working day.

(b) A person shall not be removed from any program or residential placement licensed under chapter 400 or chapter 429 and transported to a receiving facility for involuntary examination unless an ex parte order, a professional certificate, or a law enforcement officer's report is first prepared. If the condition of the person is such that preparation of a law enforcement officer's report is not practicable before removal, the report shall be completed as soon as possible after removal, but in any case before the person is transported to a receiving facility. A receiving facility admitting a person for involuntary examination who is not accompanied by the required ex parte order, professional certificate, or law enforcement officer's report shall notify the Agency for Health Care Administration of such admission by certified mail no later than the next working day. The provisions of this paragraph do not apply when transportation is provided by the patient's family or guardian.

(c) A law enforcement officer acting in accordance with an ex parte order issued pursuant to this subsection may serve and execute such order on any day of the week, at any time of the day or night.

(d) A law enforcement officer acting in accordance with an ex parte order issued pursuant to this subsection may use such reasonable physical force as is necessary to gain entry to the premises, and any dwellings, buildings, or other structures located on the premises, and to take custody of the person who is the subject of the ex parte order.

(e) The Agency for Health Care Administration shall receive and maintain the copies of ex parte orders, involuntary outpatient placement orders issued pursuant to s. 394.4655, involuntary inpatient placement orders issued pursuant to s. 394.467, professional certificates, and law enforcement officers' reports. These documents shall be considered part of the clinical record, governed by the provisions of s. 394.4615. The agency shall prepare annual reports analyzing the data obtained from these documents, without information identifying patients, and shall provide copies of reports to the department, the President of the Senate, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, and the minority leaders of the Senate and the House of Representatives.

(f) A patient shall be examined by a physician or clinical psychologist at a receiving facility without unnecessary delay and may, upon the order of a physician, be given emergency treatment if it is determined that such treatment is necessary for the safety of the patient or others. The patient may not be released by the receiving facility or its contractor without the documented approval of a psychiatrist, a clinical psychologist, or, if the receiving facility is a hospital, the release may also be approved by an attending emergency department physician with experience in the diagnosis and treatment of mental and nervous disorders and after completion of an involuntary examination pursuant to this subsection. However, a patient may not be held in a receiving facility for involuntary examination longer than 72 hours.

(g) A person for whom an involuntary examination has been initiated who is being evaluated or treated at a hospital for an emergency medical condition specified in s. 395.002 must be examined by a receiving facility within 72 hours. The 72-hour period begins when the patient arrives at the hospital and ceases when the attending physician documents that the patient has an emergency medical condition. If the patient is examined at a hospital providing emergency medical services by a professional qualified to perform an involuntary examination and is found as a result of that examination not to meet the criteria for involuntary outpatient placement pursuant to s. 394.4655(1) or involuntary inpatient placement pursuant to s. 394.467(1), the patient may be offered voluntary placement, if appropriate, or released directly from the hospital providing emergency medical services. The finding by the professional that the patient has been examined and does not meet the criteria for involuntary inpatient placement or involuntary outpatient placement must be entered into the patient's clinical record. Nothing in this paragraph is intended to prevent a hospital providing emergency medical services from appropriately transferring a patient to another hospital prior to stabilization, provided the requirements of s. 395.1041(3)(c) have been met.

(h) One of the following must occur within 12 hours after the patient's attending physician documents that the patient's medical condition has stabilized or that an emergency medical condition does not exist:

1. The patient must be examined by a designated receiving facility and released; or

2. The patient must be transferred to a designated receiving facility in which appropriate medical treatment is available. However, the receiving facility must be notified of the transfer within 2 hours after the patient's condition has been stabilized or after determination that an emergency medical condition does not exist.

(i) Within the 72-hour examination period or, if the 72 hours ends on a weekend or holiday, no later than the next working day thereafter, one of the following actions must be taken, based on the individual needs of the patient:

1. The patient shall be released, unless he or she is charged with a crime, in which case the patient shall be returned to the custody of a law enforcement officer;

2. The patient shall be released, subject to the provisions of subparagraph 1., for voluntary outpatient treatment;

3. The patient, unless he or she is charged with a crime, shall be asked to give express and informed consent to placement as a voluntary patient, and, if such consent is given, the patient shall be admitted as a voluntary patient; or

4. A petition for involuntary placement shall be filed in the circuit court when outpatient or inpatient treatment is deemed necessary. When inpatient treatment is deemed necessary, the least restrictive treatment consistent with the optimum improvement of the patient's condition shall be made available. When a petition is to be filed for involuntary outpatient placement, it shall be filed by one of the petitioners specified in s. 394.4655(3)(a). A petition for involuntary inpatient placement shall be filed by the facility administrator.

(3) NOTICE OF RELEASE. --Notice of the release shall be given to the patient's guardian or representative, to any person who executed a certificate admitting the patient to the receiving facility, and to any court which ordered the patient's evaluation.


History:



s. 7, ch. 71-131; s. 6, ch. 73-133; s. 204, ch. 77-147; s. 7, ch. 79-298; s. 10, ch. 82-212; s. 8, ch. 84-285; s. 59, ch. 91-221; s. 3, ch. 91-249; s. 69, ch. 92-289; s. 708, ch. 95-148; s. 16, ch. 96-169; s. 1, ch. 2003-88; ss. 5, 6, 7, ch. 2004-385; s. 2, ch. 2006-171, eff. June 12, 2006; s. 19, ch. 2006-197, eff. July 1, 2006.

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AMENDMENTS

The 2003 amendment by s. 1, ch. 2003-88, effective June 4, 2003, in (2)(f) substituted "may" for "shall," substituted "a" for "or" preceding "clinical psychologist," and inserted "or, if the receiving facility is a hospital, the release may also be approved by an attending emergency department physician with experience in the diagnosis and treatment of mental and nervous disorders and after completion of an involuntary examination pursuant to s. 394.463(2)."
The 2004 amendment by s. 5, ch. 2004-385, effective January 1, 2005, and s. 7, ch. 2001-385, effective January 1, 2005, in (2)(e), inserted "involuntary outpatient placement orders issued pursuant to s. 394.4655, involuntary inpatient placement orders issued pursuant to s. 394.467"; in (2)(g), in the third sentence inserted "outpatient placement pursuant to s. 394.4655(1) or involuntary inpatient placement pursuant to s. 394.467(1)," and in the fourth sentence inserted "inpatient placement or involuntary outpatient" preceding "placement must be entered"; in (2)(i)2., inserted "voluntary" preceding "outpatient treatment"; and in (2)(i)4., substituted "circuit court when outpatient or inpatient treatment is deemed necessary. When inpatient treatment is deemed necessary" for "appropriate court by the facility administrator when treatment is deemed necessary; in which case"; added the last two sentences; and made stylistic changes.
The 2004 amendment by s. 6, ch. 2004-385, effective July 1, 2005, in (2)(a)3., inserted "mental health counselor" following "psychiatric nurse."
The 2006 amendment by s. 2, ch. 2006-171, effective June 12, 2006, inserted "marriage and family therapist" in the first sentence in (2)(a)3.
The 2006 amendment by s. 19, ch. 2006-197, effective July 1, 2006, inserted "or chapter 429" in (2)(b).
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YO RETARDED NIGGER BITCH...
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READ THS. IT HAS TO DO WITH RANK IN THE REALLY REAL WORLD.

I REALLY SENT THIS MESSAGE TO A FEDERAL APPELLATE ATTORNEY IN CHICAGO (CHICAGO CIRCUIT MEANS THINK REAL, HARDCORE, AL CAPONE-STYLE OLD-SCHOOL GANGSTER SHIT... AND REMEMBER AL CAPONE WAS THE SON OF FIRST-GENERATION ITALIAN IMMIGRANTS... REMEMBER AL CAPONE... THEY NEVER COULD BUST HIS ASS FOR OVER 200 MASS MURDERS SO THEY ARRESTED HIM FOR SIMPLE TAX EVASION IN CHICAGO IN THE 1920'S...)

"my defendants certainly were never high level members of the united states executive. they were most likely ordinary, average community college dropouts barely making enough money to support their personal drug habits."

I.E. : YO RETARDED NIGGER __BITCH__, YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A FAT, UGLY, STUPID, DISGUSTING, UNEDUCATED PIECE OF SHIT DEADBEAT CRACKHEAD HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT... AND HE IS ABOUT 6 BLOCKS BACK THE OTHER WAY... DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU LOOKING MY WAY EVER AGAIN...

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john,

this is a message i sent to the head of the univeristy of pennsylvania supreme court civil rights law clinic. he has indicated no interest in the case without any explanation. i have also contacted the stanford university supreme court clinic and an independent agency called "public justice" as well as the aclu of florida and none of them have indicated any interest in the case and none of them have provided any explanation.

the attachments appear to be missing from this message but i think i can find another one which has all the attachments (they are ms word .doc files...)

if you can provide any assistance for the petition let me know as soon as possible. if not, i would think you could recommend someone else who can due to your many years of federal appellate practice. btw, i looked up "zabriskie" and there was a previous supreme court case approximately 100 years ago concerning a courthouse building in new jersey. i am quite upset at not being able to obtain representation this far into the case, since i noticed there are american civil rights lawyers filing civil rights lawsuits on behalf of 9/11 terrorists and taking them all the way to the supreme court no less. i certainly am no 9/11 terrorist suspect. if you heard of iqbal v. ashcroft, for example, last year the supreme court approved a higher pleading standing for the case against mr. ashcroft because he was a high level member of the united states executive. my defendants certainly were never high level members of the united states executive. they were most likely ordinary, average community college dropouts barely making enough money to support their personal drug habits.

scott r. zabriskie
unrepresented plaintiff
orange co. case 2003-ca-5314

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mr. foreman,

i hope you had a nice holiday.

i have confirmation that the second motion for extention of time was delivered yesterday morning at teh supreme court building, 12 days after it was mailed by 2 day priority mail from orlando to d.c.

i have a bad feeling that they do not want to grant the extention. please help any way you can. my defendants are extrremely guilty and this is the only chance for justice for my case at this point in time.

scott r. zabriskie
unrepresented plaintiff
orange co. case 2003-ca-5314

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Mr. Foreman,

Aside from the issues I listed previously and the issues of the state appellate courts not having jurisdiction to decide 28 u.s.c. section 1983 issues, one of the key supreme court issues comes from the youngberg case, wherein the court stated that persons who are in state custody who have not been convicted of serious crimes, in particular persons who are confined to state mental institutions, are entitled to even greater protections from excessive force and cruel and unusual punishment than are convicted state and federal prisoners, whose rights are legally curtailed because the state has proven beyond a reasonable doubt that they have committed a serious felony crime. (as you most likely are aware, the court also approved greater protections for nonconvicted civilian pretrial detainees in bell v. wolfish and other cases.)

so far as i know, the youngberg case is the only case the court has ever considered regarding the issue for the mentally handicapped (and i have another, separate personal interest in the issue because i have a mentally retarded older brother who will likely be in a state institute when our mother gets too old to care for him in the next 5 years or so).

the reasoning appears exactly 2 times in youngberg, first at the page break from 315 to 316,

If it is cruel and unusual punishment to [*316] hold convicted criminals in unsafe conditions, it must be unconstitutional to confine the involuntarily committed -- who may not be punished at all -- in unsafe conditions. (316)

and second at the page break from 321 to 322

Persons who have been involuntarily [457 U.S. 307, 322] committed are entitled to more considerate treatment and conditions of confinement than criminals whose conditions of confinement are designed to punish. Cf. Estelle v. Gamble, 429 U.S. 97, 104 (1976).


Davis v. Rennie, 264 F.3d 86 (1st.Cir 2001) is the only appellate case I have been able to find that cites this reasoning, but I am sure there must be some others that I have never found.

although i believe i am in a position to attack the fundamental costitutionality of involuntary ("medical") examination under statutes such as f.s.s. 394.463, i am well aware that that will likely be a very contentious battle with many powerful adversaries. (however, as i mentioned, i do not believe the court has ever addressed this issue before, and I do believe it is an important civil liberties issue, and I do not believe that it is constitutional. for example, in my case the police did not have good probable cause for a misdemeanor arrest under Florida law and sought to please an abusive landlord, and therefore they abused the involuntary examination powers under f.s.s. 394.463.)

i would understand if you and your students did not wish to take on that particular battle, but I would think you should find the state court versus federal court section 1983 and 14th amendment equal protection issues related to the dismissal and the pleading standards to be very interesting. i have not been able to find the relevant precedents on those issues so far by myself either.

since florida's 5th dca did finally get me copies of their orders including the 10/20 order, I refiled for an extension last thursday, and I have attached this document also.

please contact me as soon as possible to discuss the case. as I said I am very indigent and need any help I can get.

sincerely,

scott r. zabriskie
unrepresented indigent and disabled plaintiff
orange co. fl civil case 2003-ca-5314




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Sent: Thu, December 24, 2009 11:10:50 AM
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Mr. Foreman,

I should clarify my proposed question 1 a little further for you:

1. is a nonprisoner pro se plaintiff who has made more than reasonable efforts to obtain legal representation and who is considered totally mentally disabled due to damages inflicted by his defendants entitled to even more leniency as to pleading standards than that leniency mandated for nondisabled violent convicted prisoners in haines v. kerner, estelle v. gamble, and foxx v. dalton?

i believe there are also many potential good public interest state court v. federal court issues for 28 u.s.c. section 1983 cases being tried in a state court. (e.g., state appellate court doesn't have jurisdiction to overturn federal standards decided by federal appellate courts, etc.)

i have attached several more documents from the appellate proceedings in case you find them helpful. i should mention that my reply brief will likely make little sense unless you are through the initial brief, and on the other hand you won't miss appellees answer brief much. i have an index to the appellate record if that will help you.

please respond as soon as possible since the court has not granted an extension and the due date for any merits brief is currently defaulting to 1/18, 90 days from 10/20.

scott r. zabriskie
unrepresented plaintiff




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Sent: Mon, December 21, 2009 8:19:40 AM
Subject: new 28 u.s.c section 1257 petition

Mr. Foreman,

I spoke with you on the telephone last thursday regarding a 28 U.S.C section 1257 petition I am filing with the U.S. Supreme Court.

I have not been able to decide what questions to send to the court, since I am not a lawyer and am not well informed as to current public interests.

A quick look at USSC Motion for Extension of Time 12-1-2009.doc should give you a handle on the current disposition of the case, and a quick look at the Statement of the Case and of the Facts section of the initial appellate brief 08-2848.ini.doc should give you a handle on the details of the case.

Unfortunately I do not have a copy of the complaint itself at this time, but between the initial brief and the The Motion for Clarification 08-2848.mfc.doc you should be able to understand most of the issues. I will try to obtain a copy of the complaint and forward it as soon as possible.

The appellees had hardly argued at all and the appellate court's actions make very little sense. I will send more details in a later email.

The Justice Thomas rejected the motion for extention of time since no copy of the releveant appellate court orders were included. However, this makes little sense since I have never recieved any copies of any orders at any correct address.

I am going to contact the appellate court by telephone this morning and have them fax a copy of the 10/20/2009 order to me and resubmit the motion for extension of time.

From the supreme court's 12/9/2009 order it appears I could resubmit it to Justice Thomas, but from Rule 30 it appears I now have the right to choose any other justice. Since the case concerns civil rights and human rights and one of the codefendants is a police department I believe it is more likely that a liberal justice would be more helpful, such as Justice Breyer. I am not familiar with the individual justices.

There quite are a number of potential questions for the court, as you can see from the motion for clarification, but at this time I am favoring these 3:

1. is psychologically disabled pro se plaintiff entitled to more leniency than that mandated by Haines v. Kerner, 404 U.S. 519, and Foxx v. Dalton, 46 F.Supp.2d 1268?

2. don't the allegations of the second and third amended complaints violate the 8th amendment excessive punishments clause as applied by way of the 14th amendment applied to pretrial detainees and state psychiatric patients (Davis v. Rennie, 264 F.3d 86, Andrews v. Neer, 253 F.3d 1052, Youngberg v. Romeo, 457 U.S. 307, 316, 322, Bell v. Wolfish, etc.)?

3. is involuntary detention under F.S.S. 394.463 (involuntary examinations) constitutional at all?

As far as I can tell, question 2 has only ever been address by the court in Youngber v. Romeo, a Pennsylvania case from 1982, and question 3 has really not been addressed yet. A similar question was considered in Zinermon v. Burch, 494 U.S. 113, a Florida case argued and won by Florida's ACLU in 1989. (I have tried several times to contact Florida's ACLU and they appear to have no interest in the case.)

I also have an older draft list of 5 questions which are phrased slightly differently:

1) is involuntary detention under f.s.s. 394.463 constitutional at all? if so, does the same "probable cause" standard apply as to regular arrests? (for example, wouldn't it fail "constitutional adequacy of notice" tests as to the people being able to determine what conduct is prohibited?)

2) does the county court's failure to recognize the pro se pleading standards of haines v. kerner and estelle v. gamble implicate the 14th amendment's equal protection clause? (and as above, does state court's failure to recognize federal law implicate the 14th amendment's equal protection clause regardless of particular class membership?)

3) should the 14th amendment excessive-force standard of youngberg v. romeo (457 u.s. 307, 316, 322) be explicitly extended to persons detained for involuntary examinations?

4) should haines and estelle be explicitly extended to offer greater protections to unrepresented plaintiffs who have disabilities related to damages inflicted by defendants?

5) do the allegations of the complaint violate the 1st amendment (e.g., mackey v. procunier, 477 f.2d 877, 878, The Right to Refuse Mental Health Treatment: A first Amendment Perspective, 44 U.Miami L.Rev. 1, etc.)?

If the court denies the motion for extension of time again I can refile with another justice under Rule 30, and worst case scenario is it would default to January 18th, 90 days from October 20th.

I have extremely limited resouces at this time and need any help I can get. If you can represent me and file the merits brief for me or just assist in selecting question for the court or producing an amici curiae brief that would be very helpful to me.

Sincerely,

Scott R. Zabriskie
unrepresented plaintiff
Orange Co. fl civil case 2003-ca-5314
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FELONY OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE, COUNT 66
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2/5/2009:

I HAD SPENT THE BETTER PART OF A MONTH REVIEWING OVER 1600 PAGES OF FORMAL CIRCUIT COURT PLEADINS TO CREATE WHAT'S CALLED "DIRECTIONS TO CLERK" DOCUMENT TO TELL THEM WHICH SUBSECTION OF THE TRIAL RECORD TO FORWARD TO THE APPELATE COURT FOR AN APPEAL...

FLORIDA GIVES THE APPELLEE THE RIGHT TO SELECT WHICH SUBSECTIONS OF THE TRIAL RECORD HE/SHE WISHES TO SEND TO THEIR APPELLATE COURT.

IN THE END THE DIRECTIONS TO CLERK DOCUMENT ITSELF WAS 16 PAGES CONTAINING 249 ITEMS WHICH WERE TO BE SENT TO THE APPELLATE COURT. I PRINTED IT OUT THE AFTERNOON OF 2/5/2009 AND MADE THE REQUIRED COPIES FOR MY DEFENDANTS.

IT WAS AFTER DARK, APPROXIMATELY 6:30PM AND I WAS APPROXIMATELY 2.5 BLOCKS AWAY FROM MY DEFENDANT'S LAWYER''S OFFICES, RISSMAN @ BARRET, ET AQL., COLONIAL BANK BUILDING, 201 E. PINE STREET, ORLANDO, FL 32802.

I WAS ALONE AND WAS SUDDENLY APPOACHED BY TWO BLACK MALES AND VIOLENTLY ASSAULTED. I ASKED A PASSERBY TO CALL THE POLICE.

THE POLICE EVENTUALLY ARRIVED AND ARRESTED ME AND DID NOTHING TO THE ASSAILANTS, AND DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR THEIR ID'S TO CHECK THEM FOR ACTIVE WARRANTS. THEY REFUSED TO ALLOW ME TO DROP OFF THE FORMAL COURT DOCUMENT. AT THEIR COUNTY JAIL I CONTACTED A CASE WORKED AT THEIR COUNTY PUBLIC DEFENDER'S OFFICES WHO SAID SHE COULD PICK UP THE DOCUMENT OUT OF MY JAIL PROPERTY AND WOULD TAKE IT TO THE COUTRHOUSE AND DROP IT OFF FOR ME.

IT TOOK OVER 2 AND A HALF WEEKS TO GET THE JAIL TO ADMIT THEY DIDN'T HAVE IT BECAUSE THE COPS TOOK IT.
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erin...
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when i was taking graduate classes at boston university there once was a girl named erin s. carey who was in my methods of applied mathematics class for advanced partial differential equations and wavelets spring 1996.

she had a little indie-rocker/punk-rock-girl/goth-chic look going on and was far and away the most beautiful female i'd ever seen in one of my math classes. i mean, she was really good looking and she was smart enough to be in one of my math classes, and not only that, she was an undergraduate taking a graduate level class. and she was from florida. pensacola.

the professor made us all sign up for study groups so we had to exchange phone numbers and email addresses by professor's orders. i never called her, i did think about it, and i never emailed her. her email address was escarey@bu.edu ... you know, like "e-scary" ... which i though was cute... i ran a 'finger' command on her email address from a UNIX command prompt once or twice... the UNIX 'finger' command , all it does is tell you if it's a real email address and when was the last time they read their emails, kind of like what myspace and facebook tell you when you visit someone's page and it tells you when was the last time they logged in. i haven't seen erin in 13.5 years... well i can't find her on myspace or facebook but a free internet search said there's an erin s. carey still living in cambridge, but she's my age which i think is wrong since she was a senior when i was a first-year graduate student...

4 years later i took my little sister out to see "erin brockovich" the julia roberts movie in a theater behind the "super-mall" in huntsville. the biggest civil judgment in the history of the state of california... one year later i got this lawsuit for some reason...

e-scary... pretty scary, eh?
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THE DREAM IS OVER...
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although i grew up in north alabama, my immediate family was from upstate new york. my extended family first came to america on the mayflower, and i am a direct descendant of one man who was on the mayflower in 1620.

my family was never racist at all. some of them lived in new york, new jersey, illinois and utah (some are still in utah), and some of them lived in california in the 1800's. not only did they never participate in slavery, the ones from california operated a soap mine in death valley starting in the 1850's. not a gold mine, a soap mine. hard labor. year round. in death valley. they named a portion of death valley after us.

from the day i was born until the day i left the state for college i lived in north alabama. i know all about the klu klux klan, the grand wizards, the lynchings, rosa parks, the church bombings... i watched mississippi burning, cry freedom, etc. until i was 10 we lived in a majority black neighborhood. i used to play with plenty of black kids and never had any problems with them in alabama. although my high school was majority white, i lived in a mixed neighborhood in another district since my mom divorced my dad and we used his address for the better high school. i hung out with black kids there until we finally moved next door to the majority white high school.

throughout high school and college i had plenty of white friends who loved public enemy and ice-t, ez-e, dr. dre, tupac, etc. bob marley. i never liked rap or bob marley myself but i was one of the biggest u2 fans in the world since 1984. maybe you are too young to remember their martin luther king, jr. memorials on the unforgettable fire, silver and gold, etc.

my first year of college i had a black roomate from d.c. who called himself angel who was really cool and a little older and used to buy me quarts of vodka and we'd hang out and drink it straight like it was water.

i went to graduate school at boston university. i would never have known the dr. rev. martin luther king, jr. had attended seminary school there except that one day i ran across a memorial statue outside on commonwealth avenue.

i hate to have to say it, but if you've read my blog at all, in my opinion these people have personally set back race relations in the united states a hundred years or more.

the local chief judge of the circuit since 1999 is a black man. the city police chief was a black man who is now the county sheriff. his wife, a black woman, is the new city police chief. the local county bar association law library is inside FAMU's "law school", a historically black college.

they still won't let me find a lawyer. at all. for anything. they are still trying to suppress this whole thing and keep it a secret and make it disappear.

i'm sorry, but if i tell you someone tried to kill me, and you refuse to even take a report about it, over and over and over, then when i finally get a report filed and call back to see how the investigaiton is going, you laugh your ass into oblivion and say to me face that you never did any investigation and threw the report in the garbage and then hang up without ever having done your job at all, YOU are racist. not me. period. end of goddamn fucking story.
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a black girl answers a telephone, 2002.
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the below document was filed in circuit court 6/4 of last year.

focus on item 5.

it's MUCH WORSE than it appears.

after i had finally gotten them to "take" a report of the KIDNAPPING AND ATTEMPTED MURDER OF MYSELF... (OUT-OF-STATE NATIONAL MERIT SCHOLAR, ETC., ETC. ...) ...

it recieved eatonville case numer 02-6674.

i politely called back 2 weeks later to see if tehy needed any further help for hteir investigation, any obviously GHETTO ASS little black girl answered the phone and laughed her little ghetto ass into oblivion saying "HA HA HA WE THREW YOUR REPORT IN THE TRASH" without ever doing any investigation at all. she really laughed hard. at me. an honors grauate. she really got off on it.





IN THE NINTH JUDICIAL
CIRCUIT IN AND FOR
ORANGE CO., FL

SCOTT ZABRISKIE

VS.
CASE NO.: 03 CA 5314
ORLANDO POLICE,
LAKESIDE ALTERNATIVES, INC.,
EQUITY RESIDENTIAL PROPERTIES,
ANDRE CROTEAU, ET AL.


AMENDED MOTION TO COMPEL STATE’S INVESTIGATIOND AND/OR
PETITION FOR WRIT OF MANDAMUS

COMES NOW the Plaintiff, Scott R Zabriskie, and moves the court to issue an order for an investigation into the allegations of the dates of 11/03/2001 to 11/07/2001, or in the alternative to issue a writ of mandamus to the appropriate agency, amending the motion originally filed on or about the date of 10/07/2005, and as ground therefore would show the following:

1. Between the dates of 02/01/2002 and 08/01/2005 the 7 below listed state and municipal agencies, and each of them, having jurisdiction in this matter refused on multiple occasions to even bother to so much as take any report regarding the attempted murder by forcible suffocation and false imprisonment incidents of the dates of 11/03/2001 to 11/07/2001, let alone to be bothered to conduct an investigation of any kind:

(1) Orlando Police Department Internal Affairs
(2) Lakeside internal complaint investigation, as a DCF contractor
(3) Department of Children and Families
(4) Orange County Sheriff’s Office
(5) Eatonville Police Department
(6) Florida Department of Law Enforcement
(7) Orange County State Attorney’s Office

2. Each of the above listed state and municipal agencies were contacted by telephone on multiple occasions, with no report of the incidents ever being taken.

3. During the date of 10/17/2002, the Plaintiff visited OPD internal affairs in person. The Plaintiff was treated very rudely and forced to wait for over an hour, whereupon he decided that it was a total waste of time with these people and left the police headquarters in the mid-afternoon, with no report ever having been taken.

4. After dozens of phone calls to the various above listed agencies, he had finally been informed by the Orange County Sheriff’s Office sometime in early October 2002 that the agency with proper jurisdiction in this matter would be the Eatonville Police Department.

5. After leaving the police headquarters in Orlando on the date of 10/17/2002, the Plaintiff then visited the Eatonville Police Department in person, whereupon a written “report” of the 11/03/2001 attempted murder by forcible suffocation incident was taken by an “officer.” However, within two weeks, when the Plaintiff called EPD to see if they required any further information for their “investigation,” the Plaintiff was told by the agency’s telephone receptionist that not only had no investigation ever been conducted, but the report which had been taken had been discarded and thrown away and no longer existed. In reality, EPD is located less than a 5 minute drive from Lakeside Alternatives, and it would have taken no more than 25 minutes total for an officer to drive over to Lakeside and request the employee work schedule record to obtain the complete list of possible suspects.

6. During July 2002, the Plaintiff had been wrongfully evicted by his second Orange County landlord, after attempting for nearly 6 months to find legal representation to deal with Lexington Park Apartments, his first Orange County landlord. Apparently, unbeknownst to him, a notice of an unpaid traffic ticket was sent to this address and was never forwarded to him. During the late morning of the date of 10/18/2002, the day immediately following his total unsuccessful visits to OPD internal affairs and EPD, the Plaintiff was falsely arrested again, for driving with a suspended license, by an OCSO deputy who never saw him driving any car, thereby also violating F.S.S. 901.15(1).

7. Between November 2002 and August 2005, the Plaintiff also visited the Orange County State Attorney’s Offices at 415 N. Orange Ave., Orlando, FL 32801 in person on at least three occasions and each time was turned away by female African American receptionists who insisted that the Orange County State Attorney’s Offices could not conduct any kind of investigation no matter what the allegation.


SIGNED:_______________________

STAY _FUCKING FIRED_ MR. BUSH...
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hooters.
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who remembers the ex-hooters girl from "big daddy" who later got into medical school and her sister was a lawyer who was played by the same actress who played the "experimental girl" in chasing amy and sonny (adam sandler) hooked up with the lawyer after he dumped the other hooters girl vanessa cause he caught her fucking the really old guy and he ended up knocking up the chasing amy girl and they had a baby shower at hooters and everyone lived happily ever after...

(the ex-hooters girl ex-med student was his roommate too and when he wanted to hurt her he'd bring up hooters and say "HOOTERS HOOTERS HOOTERS"...)

(chasing amy lawyer girl couldn't help sonny when they took the kid because she said "i have to go to washington... there's a hearing to dismiss my case..." which i stupid because you'd never have to go to washington from nyc for a dismissal hearing since the only court you'd be going to is the supreme court and they don't have motions to dismiss there, it would be in nyc...)

well... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN REAL LIFE ON REAL PLANET EARTH...

i finally filed my personal winghouse of kissimmee/city of kissimmee/kissimmee police department jarnuary 13, 2006 lawsuit today... last possible day... (busted it the hell out in about 2 hours yesterday... turned out pretty good... we'll have to see what miss patricia fawsett (former chief federal district judge of florida's middle district which encompasses tampa, orlando, miamia, and ocala, but not gay-gay-gainesville...) has to say... it's in her division... actually miss karla spaulding has ther motion to proceed in forma pauperis... i always get stuck with not just girl judges but GAY-GAY-GATOR alumnus girl judges... WHICH IS STUPID AS HELL CAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS HOW MUCH GATOR GIRLS HAVE ALWAYS HATED ME WHEREAS NOONE REALLY KNOWS WHY TO THIS DAY...

(I SAY WITH AUTHORITY IT'S NEVER THE GATORS BUT ALWAYS THE GAY-GAY-GAY-GAY-GATORS CAUSE I WAS IN GAINESVILLE FOR NINE GODDAMN YEARS AND __NEVER__ MET A SINGLE GIRL WHO EVER ACTED LIKE A SANE INTELLIGENT STRAIGHT GIRL... I DID MEET SOME GIRLS WHO CLAIMED THEY LIKED PUNK ROCK MUSIC... BUT THAT TURNED OUT TO BE ONE OF THE STUPIDEST THINGS ANYONE COULD EVER SAY TO ME...)

well... less than 8 hours later i'm stuck at a ractrac convenience store and some STUPID retarded little winghouse whore who had apparently gotten off from her dinner shift walked up behind me in her winghouse uniform and instead of saying "hi how are you doing tonight" immediately starts talking to some strange guy on her cell and asked him to text her directions to his house cause like any average retarded little airhead she had already forgotten what he had told her at her bar and still wanted to go be a whore... obviously this guy was her trick for the evening whereas a lifetime of real love was walking the hell out of the state right in front of her while she's being a retarded little slut whore bitch... a bad thing was she acted liked she didn't know who i was and/or she thought she was being funny... or maybe she thought i deserved to hear that prostitute bullshit personally, finally (i mean, if you were a feminist and you thought that shit was wrong for some reason you should have told me about it years ago and had a calm and rational intellectual discussion with me about your issues... AT THIS POINT IN TIME, THOUGH, SUCH AN ARGUMENT WOULD CLOCK IN APPROXIMATELY 12 YEARS TOO LATE FOR ME...)

... i wonder what she did when she got over to his place and i wonder how much he paid her... i always thourght that winghouse girls were total prostitutes and if only i had had a recording device on me i'd finally have some proof...

(i think there's a little difference between hooters and a strip club inasmuchas a girl who applies for a job at a strip club pretty much knows what she's getting herself into ahead of time... i don't know about these girls though...)
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local police apology 01/07
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this really is never supposed to have been this difficult and this BAD but 4 undercover plainclothes policmen in unmarked vehicles assaulted me and threatened me with arrest for allegedly kicking a badly out of place fire ant mound by a bus stop bench... there is such a thing as a bus stop bench in your country eh?

from much prior personal experience with little league local defenants i was sure i was going to be arrested for nothing as always but they let me go after only running my id like they never knew who i was... oh boy... here we go again...
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